IC contact (exitvoid)

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laughing.beauty@compass.net (3) (no subject) D12 63:19PM laughing.beauty@compass.net (6) Re: Mission D11 8:01PM laughing.beauty@compass.net (12) [text] D10 9:35AM

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<span style="font-family:courier; color:#93002d;">TO:</span> shinobu.jacobs@compass.net<br /> <span style="font-family:courier; color:#93002d;">CC:</span> firstname.lastname@compass.net<br /> <span style="font-family:courier; color:#93002d;">BCC:</span> firstname.lastname@compass.net, firstname.lastname@compass.net<br /> <span style="font-family:courier; color:#93002d;">FROM:</span> firstname.lastname@compass.net<br /> <span style="font-family:courier; color:#93002d;">DATE/TIME:</span> Day Twelve, Night. 63:19PM<br /> <span style="font-family:courier; color:#93002d;">SUBJECT:</span> (no subject)<br /> <br /> <span style="font-family:courier; color:#93002d;">MESSAGE:</span> No message.

<span style="font-family:courier; color:#93002d;">CONTACT:</span> shinobu.jacobs@compass.net<br /> <span style="font-family:courier; color:#93002d;">MESSAGE:</span> <span style="font-family:courier; color:#000000;">text</span>

Comments

[accelerates]

TO: karkat.vantas@kernos.net
FROM: dave.strider@kernos.net
DATE/TIME: Day Sixteen, Night. screw hours
SUBJECT: IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ!

MESSAGE:

one morning there was a orphan whose parents died by being eaten by blue spiders. She was a nice girl and the nuns at the orphanage took good care of her until one night, the spiders came back. They were after her blood.

in the end she learned to command them and she became a fat spider and ate everyone.

she looked like this:



if you do not send this email to 10 people youll be her next victim

[deceptive-lulz.livejournal.com]

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[deceptive-lulz.livejournal.com]

[Yeah brb, sending this to ten others.]

Ignore the part where it says to Karkat. I was copy-pastaing the message. PLAYER ERROR not IC.

[accelerates]

[Excellent.]

[accelerates]

TO: sarina.svenson@kernos.net
FROM: dave.strider@kernos.net
DATE/TIME: Day Sixteen, Night.
SUBJECT: ****THIS IS REALLY SCARY!!!!! DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE EASILY SCARED BUT IT MIGHT BE TOO LATE!!!!!****

MESSAGE:

i was in my apartment with my best friend, randy. we were watching some game-show on tv where a woman would hide underneath beds and when people start to go to sleep she would crawl out and leap on them screaming in their faces.

we thought it was really funny and randy said to me, "hahaha you would be so scared if that happened to you.........!!!" i shook my head and laughed, "no i wouldnt you douche im scared of nothing."

but i was dead wrong...!!!

we both went to bed and randy slept on the bottom bunk and when i woke up he was gone!!!

my hands were covered in blood and i found out i was like that girl in the gameshow

please help me!!!!!! if you dont send this to ten people i will come after you next because you were too heartless to help me

or maybe its too late..............................

[deceptive-lulz.livejournal.com]

[Okay, so she already sent 1/10 of the responses for the last email, but fool her twice and shame on her.]

[accelerates]

im just keeping myself safe
sorry

[deceptive-lulz.livejournal.com]

[Sadly, she can understand this.]



[Meaning goddammit, now she has 19 more messages to send.]

Text;

[huffing]

TO: sarina.svenson@kernos.net
FROM: UNKNOWN SENDER
DATE/TIME: Day 32, Morning (I don't even?)
SUBJECT:I saw you on the street; Missed connection
MESSAGE:
[The attached message plays when the email is opened. It's just heavy breathing for ten minutes.]

Hope to see you soon. :-)

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Re: Text;

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TO: UNKNOWN SENDER (she's pressing the reply button, okay)
FROM: sarina.svenson@kernos.net
DATE/TIME: Day Thirty-Two, Morning
SUBJECT: re: I saw you on the street; Missed connection

MESSAGE: who is this?

[wordsthatkill]

CONTACT: big.boss@kernos.net
MESSAGE: Hey, do you got some time to answer some questions?

WOW then I realize that I never updated this post from the alpha phase

[fuckinghysterical]

CONTACT: laughing.beauty@compass.net
MESSAGE: depends on the questions. :)

but i have time.

[wordsthatkill]

[ ... Well right now he has a very important question. ]

Why is your text purple?

[fuckinghysterical]

because i like purple. :(

[And she knew Homestucks on the island, okay.]

is that really the question you wanted to ask me?

( w13 d 2? )

[ambidexter]

this is raleigh becket
we talked bout razors and crappy noodles?

( w13 d 2! )

[fuckinghysterical]

i remember you. :)

[But oh god, oh man, she's not used to people giving her private messages like this. Did this have to do with that Raiden guy showing up? It did, didn't it?

Even if this probably had nothing to do with that, LB still thinks it totally has to do with him.]

what's up?

( w13 d 2! )

[ambidexter]

[ The latter would be correct, as Raleigh doesn't care about public opinion until it's shoved into his face. Thank goodness for being a gentle misanthrope, right? ]

not much, other than there being ripples again
how's things on your end?

( w13 d 2! )

[fuckinghysterical]

[Oh... just a status report thing? Well, this certainly was a relief.]

they're pretty weird, aren't they? is this a normal thing that happens here?

other than that, though, not a lot to report. i'll probably raid some stores later. [Whenever Equius finished on her suit, so that she'd be able to grab more things.]

week 14 day 2! because he worries!!!

[wordsthatkill]

CONTACT: big.boss@compass.net
MESSAGE: are you ok?

week 14 day 2!

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[This message takes a while, because DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS to type in her Octopus suit? Because of this, she skips her usual purple text.]

im alive

[Which is to say she's feeling pretty shitty for having to kill some kids along the way, but she had to survive... that was the important thing, wasn't it?]

[wordsthatkill]

[ that's ok as long as there is an answer at all! ]

trouble?

w16 d01; tailend, closer to morning

[ambidexter]

you made it out okay?

[fuckinghysterical]

are you talking about the thing with the train?

because i'm keeping my distance from that. for now.

[Because who knows what COMPASS was going to send out? Also, LB wasn't exactly a good rescue person.]

[ambidexter]

that's a good idea, because it's a right mess.
good to hear you didn't get caught in it.

[ Raleigh excels in being a rescue person - not that it helped Yancy any, but he has to make up for that, right? He has to. ]